If I lived here forever? 4 things I'd change.

The wish-list for what will never be. Different doors: Change the bathroom door into a pocket door. Fellow Vancouverite, Karen, promises it’s money well-spent – but it’s a job saved for next time – Tiny Ugly Bathroom II More plants: Install an actual green wall (because there would magically be enough light & I’d magically have [...]

$330.38 to never be late again (+ old people fight)

Isn’t it priceless when old people fight in public? We’ll get to that. First – evolution. The apartment laundry room didn’t just magically improve itself – it took exactly 50 bad ideas before someone else gave us the answer. The closet with which we started. (Which led to the pipe dream. As illogical as always). [...]

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Painting and pimping Ikea Expedit

Ask me where my keys are. Go on. I know the answer. I know the answer every single second of every single day. THEY’RE IN THE DRAWER!!!! A year’s derailment through chaos and disorder - not always the fault of the apartment renovation. Apartments don’t have obvious foyers or dumping grounds and, previously, all these keep-on-your-person-things would [...]

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How I stopped punching paint cans in the laundry

We know, we know, we know. We’re extremely lucky to have what almost constitutes a laundry room. It’s apartment gold. (Previously: hopes & dreams for our apartment laundry room, a stupid flooring choice and a Canadian saves the day). The laundry room had come with this thing: shoddy plywood and an inconvenient closet rail. (Its placement [...]

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Grab your pins - here comes genius

Amongst my life goals – best friendship with Kate Middleton. We’ll play Monopoly, and I’ll ensure she slums it. While renovating, board games were a distant ideal – things for people with excesses of wine and perfectly patched walls and ceilings. Having the time – and the table – to play them would certify all [...]

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As good as it gets? Meet our laundry room.

This was our apartment laundry room on Day 1. A boring, ugly little corner we knew we were lucky to have. Many apartments – if they have in-suite laundry – have it tucked in a tiny closet. At 25 square feet this one almost had room to wander. Storage space, with laundry, right next to [...]

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What was in there?

Continuing from “What I’d tell myself a year ago” – the most crucial thing I’d change next time… get rid of more stuff before moving – and better organize what’s left. Putting stuff in storage - a master stroke; utter genius. Last summer, after a major stuff-cull, Paolo & I were shoving things into whatever vessel [...]

Padded rooms & other plagues

We’ve had various plagues around here. The first was popcorn, the second – silverfish. The most lasting of all was Paolo’s box spring. Recall last year when we tried (and failed X50) to buy a stupid bed? Yea. That’s how long the old box spring has been living in our living room. Challenge: Get rid of 2 double mattresses [...]

Ikea Expedit: 3 strikes - and then what?

You know you read too much Apartment Therapy when you can walk into any room, anywhere, and name by type each and every piece of Ikea within. Some Ikea I completely adore: I kiss our Ikea butcher block counters thrice daily. Our Ikea Bekvam kitchen cart and Ingo dining table are looking pretty snappy these [...]

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No forwarding address: how to leave clutter behind

(9 days to possession) We’ve been packing for some time now. Just a little every day… 20 minutes after dinner to avoid doing the dishes. A little more on a weekend morning – coffee in one hand, tape gun in the other. It’s amazing how much our wall of boxed “stuff” is growing, while we continue [...]