Day 73: He took my stapler

“Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.” Pablo Picasso Pablo, meet Paolo. One hell of a destroyer. It’s Day 73 and dare I say we’re ready to create. Ladies & gents, pay your respects, the popcorn ceiling’s gone. Done. We’re stepping out of dingy darkness, striding towards bright light. 1-2-3 O’Clock, [...]

Erasing the living room's popcorn ceiling

Don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone? Thank god. Rounding the corner into the light, we were nearly shrieking for joy. In one clear pass, a hatchet job at the popcorn ceiling, we leapt from dead grey to bright white. An instant before/after. See? It’s OMG unbelievable. To celebrate, we headed from bad to [...]

You'll like it better or else

Who needs ice? A hotel popcorn machine – the old-fashioned kind on wheels – far exceeds any creepy stairwell ice maker. I once stayed in a hotel with this glorious contraption in its lobby – stop by, fill up a quaint paper bag and return to HBO satisfied. Don’t mind if I do. Gluttonous schemes [...]

Spackling tips? Build your bubble, declare war

I return from the fray (removing our ugly bedroom‘s popcorn ceiling) with gifts, tips and good news: turns out, I’m a spackling god. Care to join me in the league of the gifted? Read on, as I share my rockstar spackling tips: What’s spackling? Many Canadians also call it ‘skim coating’. As in “skim coating a [...]

How to skim coat a ceiling? 5 ugly steps to joy.

I made a big fuss about why we had to remove our popcorn ceilings. I hated them; they had to go. Well, they’re gone. Can you be proud of a ceiling? Oh yes, you can. I’ve never subscribed to a project so big – not for a long time. Our blog addictions, home show favourites and [...]

My lungs vs popcorn ceilings: dust masks reviewed

Until this week, my ugly bedroom had a grotesque, bumpy scar-fest of popcorn ceiling. We’ve told you why we’re removing it, but little in terms of entrenched reporting. Turns out, popcorn’s a pig of a job – very, very, very dusty. After trying a few methods, we figured out how to remove our popcorn ceiling: the stipple proved most willing to [...]

Asbestos makes a bad house-warming gift

Today was meant to be doomsday: destroying our popcorn ceilings. So it was either very smart or very stupid to Google “asbestos in popcorn ceilings” as the last act before climbing our ladder with a spray gun and putty knife. Each of the 5+ sources said over and over: If your building is older than 1978, be [...]

Why remove popcorn ceilings? Plain good sense!

(23 days to possession… and dreaming of popcorn ceilings) Why? Because I hate them – and have gathered compelling popcorn-destroying evidence. Little gremlins live up there, casting shadows over every half centimetre. Who ever thought, “Hey, let’s invite half a billion shadows to rain down indoors, while it’s raining half the year outdoors?” Why remove a popcorn [...]