$330.38 to never be late again (+ old people fight)

Isn’t it priceless when old people fight in public? We’ll get to that. First – evolution. The apartment laundry room didn’t just magically improve itself – it took exactly 50 bad ideas before someone else gave us the answer. The closet with which we started. (Which led to the pipe dream. As illogical as always). [...]

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Painting and pimping Ikea Expedit

Ask me where my keys are. Go on. I know the answer. I know the answer every single second of every single day. THEY’RE IN THE DRAWER!!!! A year’s derailment through chaos and disorder - not always the fault of the apartment renovation. Apartments don’t have obvious foyers or dumping grounds and, previously, all these keep-on-your-person-things would [...]

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How I stopped punching paint cans in the laundry

We know, we know, we know. We’re extremely lucky to have what almost constitutes a laundry room. It’s apartment gold. (Previously: hopes & dreams for our apartment laundry room, a stupid flooring choice and a Canadian saves the day). The laundry room had come with this thing: shoddy plywood and an inconvenient closet rail. (Its placement [...]

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Brand new reasons to get yourself a Canadian

(Vancouver got cold and rainy so I left. Now I’m back. Let’s resume activity…) Laundry room: part 2 of a few (Previously: Death by Vinyl Tile Glue). With red eyes and quivering lip, I nodded agreement to the next best thing.  A different box of groutable vinyl tile in a more rough-&-ready beige stone. Random [...]

There’s demon juice in my laundry room

Oh, my good friends, I’ve tasted demon juice and you won’t like it. We bought the laundry room floor last year when a massive, massive sale aligned with our massive, massive disinterest in our tiny laundry closet-room. Large, square vinyl tiles, inoffensive beige, pennies each. Whatevs, man. We made off like bandits with the stuff. [...]

As good as it gets? Meet our laundry room.

This was our apartment laundry room on Day 1. A boring, ugly little corner we knew we were lucky to have. Many apartments – if they have in-suite laundry – have it tucked in a tiny closet. At 25 square feet this one almost had room to wander. Storage space, with laundry, right next to [...]

How much do your dry towels cost?

Toasty towels – pennies or pocketfuls? Yesterday was beds and the days prior – bedrooms. Today? Sheets. Pillowcases. Your socks. You see, I’ve got dryer guilt. Energy-saving rhetoric and costly shared apartment laundry had convinced me – to now – that dryers are just bad news. But they can’t be avoided. Soggy towels are an even drearier [...]