Encompassed as just 1 thing on our chore list: one very clean apartment. I said clean enough for the Queen but, in light of recent royal world tour announcements, she can forget it. What nerve to send Camilla in her stead. Horse-Face can mop the place herself. Doing a non-stop blitz could take all day, [...]
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Whether you’re into Christmas shopping or not, you can’t deny the siren song of free stuff. But classy free stuff. Downloaded with restraint and elegance, none of that jump-through-hoops-give-me-your-email-and-first-born-child crap. If you’ve noted I live in Vancouver, you’ve probably rolled your eyes: tofu-eating, yoga-pant-clad GreenPeaceniks. It’s worse than you think. West Coast hippies come disguised [...]
