One for the Canadians: Welcome Home [Book]

Know any random home-buying rules and regulations? Of course not. They’re someone else’s concern. So goes the likable tone & approach of the author, Sarah Daniels, a local BC real estate agent.  She “recommends needing only this (quite thin) book and your common sense to either buy or sell” (page 3). Is the book – Welcome [...]

Get into my van, little children, I’ve got sweeties.

Sweeties? I doubt today’s kids would budge for less than a brand new HTC. Na. To properly kick off Christmas – how’s about some spending cash? Ethan & Fred from One Project Closer have a wee Christmas present for your ugly babies: a $25 gift card to Home Depot or Lowe’s – your choice. Hurray! [...]

Answered: How much to renovate a small kitchen?

I’ve never given numbers before – because what’s the point? Maybe I had to buy 3 new paint brushes and you didn’t. Maybe my stupid Canadian Home Depot charges more than your American one. Maybe you already have brass nipples. Renovation choices are completely subjective – splurging for this or that where it suits our [...]

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Reviewed: 101 Condo Buying Tips [Book]

A quick-to-read book with a long title: 101 Streetsmart Condo Buying Tips for Canadians by Douglas Gray (2007) No hype and little enthusiasm – instead, a packed glossary of anything you’ve ever heard a realtor say. Use it as a textbook primer – not summer reading. The author knows his stuff, that’s for damn sure. Reading [...]

55 reasons to hit the Wet Coast

Ok. Vancouver. Maybe you saw it in JTT’s classic hit, Man of the House? Or in the background at the Olympics? And definitely in Final Destinations I and III. Whether you’ve ever been here or not, you know Vancouver far better than you think. Every shitty movie ever made – was made here. And after 10 [...]

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Hands, touching hands, reaching out

Turkey with lashings of laminate. Crowbars and cranberry sauce. It’s Thanksgiving today – and, believe it not, apartment flipping often involves both roast potatoes and gratitude. So, before you go ahead and buy yourself an ugly baby – I’d recommend getting some super sweet friends. The friends you need while renovating The ones that will let [...]

Renovating in Canada? This will drive you crazy.

Living in Canada is like being picked last for gym class every goddamned time. Key areas of Canadian sucky shopping? Although the U.S. mall-sprawl is a sad-but-true stereotype, it would be a nice problem to have while renovating and redecorating our apartment on the cheap. At every turn I’m discovering that so many American stores just [...]

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Wow, so are you the worst realtor in Canada?

Meet the worst realtor yet. I had to, so… so do you. As our weekends of non-stop Vancouver open houses continue, I’m starting to miss the beach. I think realtors are feeling it too. Still, I’m not getting paid to be there. This weekend we met Bro-Man Baseball Dude, destined for memory as Canada’s worst realtor. Really the [...]