Day 6 and life is grand

Real life resumes! We’ve got clean towels and Whole Foods’ tastiest provender. Reasons to celebrate, both. But it’s day 3 of no home-based internet and that sucks.

Note to self and snarky glance in Paolo’s direction: call to transfer the internet as the first thing on next time’s moving list – not the last! They’re busy and they don’t care how much you need to read [insert names of embarrassing websites].

Am I in the only building in Vancouver on Wi-Fi lockdown? Unneighbourly!

We few, we happy few, we bandwidth-sharing neighbours?

No? (None of these ideas worked either – even substituting ‘Canucks’ for ‘Liverpool’. Points for trying, hey?)

I can only sit and read the names of other peoples’ wireless networks, wondering what way-awesomer name I’ll give my own. (Any network name ideas?)

Linksys – so 2004.

Still, enforced internet time at coffee shops means getting shit done on the home-front – in a highly caffeinated way. In a superb cosmic collision – Home Depot’s paint sale starts today. Wallpaper, you’re mine.

Vite, Paolo, vite!