Yellow bedroom, here we come.

We’re in business, baby. It’s time to turn grey bedroom walls and a biologically hazardous carpet into a bright, fresh, clean and happy yellow bedroom. And not a minute too soon! Would you want to wake up to this?

As delightfully showcased in the Vimeo smash hit “Wall-E: the sequel”, we’ve now got primed and perfect living/dining room walls. Tastier still, we took delivery last Friday of our brand new stainless steel fridge/freezer and stove. High time to return to our set-in-stone do-what-we-feel-like Official Flipping Schedule.

Renovate the bedroom first. We’ve been promised dust in unimaginable quantities c/o the excessive sanding required for smooth walls and ceilings. The ceilings which, officially, have no asbestos! We’ve removed everything from the bedroom, including the bed. It’s now smack-dab in the middle of the living room, and the closest Paolo has ever come to an authentic girls’ sleepover!

The ugly bedroom has been sealed off, hazmat-stylie to better accomplish this slick list:

1. Demolish popcorn ceiling – bam
2. Remove wallpaper – bam
3. Spackle ‘til we enter a new world order – bam
4. Prime it, paint it yellow – bam
5. Rip out the sorriest, grubbiest carpet this side of the Rockies – bam
6. Underlay – bam
7. Laminate – bam

Brush ourselves off and celebrate our new, yellow bedroom. All in a week’s work. Right? Right!? To give the designey-minded a taste of our ideas, here’s where we plan to point this trainwreck.

The ugly bedroom we’re starting with…

The yellow bedroom of the future…

Ok, so, some combination of yellow bedroom walls + white other stuff & a laminate floor. And NO POPCORN CEILING. Let’s do it.

{Update: bedroom’s after photos}